WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!?

I don't know who I feel worse for:
a) The creative geniuses at Microsoft who thought this would be a good use of their money.
b) The band who have officially signed away any limited amount of artistic credibility and self-respect that they had left.
c) The Boss who despite decades of maintaining a strong level of artistic credibility and self-respect can be so easily parodied in a soul-shattering and humorless way.