Mister Lonely trailer

Some faggy new artsy bullshit from Harmony Korine that will probably totally rule:

The worst board game

President Bush booed at Nationals game

Sure, there's SOME cheering, but I bet they were hired.

Zach Galifianakis is a funny man

Tim and Eric Clip of the Week: Shopping Indoors

Poll Results!

Our second poll has forced you to consider who you would rather wake up next to in bed and not know how you ended up there the night before, but you have a good idea that you made a big mistake? The results were fascinating, and here they are.

An Octopus: 7


Queen Latifah: 6


A Chef from Benihana: 2


Quentin Tarantino: ZERO



Bummer for Quentin Tarantino, but really it's no surprise to us here at the Hot Slaw offices. We can imagine that his pillow talk must be hell.

I never want to "Tug" or "Lug" anything again

Dear god, this guy's still alive?



I don't even know what he's saying. I just feel scared and alone in this empty, black world.

OW EHWW OWH STOP EHHWWW

This is a classic, and since it's been a slow day, this will have to pass as content.


The hosts of this program also won the award for Most Sincere Display of Concern in History ("Yowch!").

Excuse me,... WHAT?

"Pinch his tits"?! What the hell?

How much blow was this guy on during this sermon? Or maybe speed? Meth? Red Bull? Over or under 50% chance that it's a lot?

3 DAYS 3 ACRES 3,000 MEN

Here's a sneak peak of the cover to the Great Outdoor Fight, a collection of the greatest Achewood story ever:



You can read the Great Outdoor Fight for free online, but you should probably totally buy the hardcover collection when it comes out, because Chris Onstad deserves your money more than you do.

Trapped in a nightmare

あんちゃん

Conversation of the day

Worst fight in history

Fuck! YOU!

Skater Fight!

Real life Homer Simpson

This awesome dude pixeloo has created real life versions of Homer Simpson and Mario. They are creepy as hell, and possibly NSFW unless it's cool at your work to throw up everywhere out of sheer fright.

Homer Simpson

Super Real Mario

Incredibly amazing work, but fuck now I need another taco to make up for the one I just barfed up into my lap.

Poll Results!

In our first poll, we asked you who you would rather look like, and we received thousands of responses. Here are the results:

Chevy Chase: 12


Orson Welles: 8


That Guy from Fall Out boy: 3


Edward James Olmos: 3



Chevy Chase jumped out to a big league, but Orson Welles picked up some steam as the week wore on and gave Chevy quite the chase (HAH! Oh, that is rich.), but in the end, he would not prevail. Personally, I'm amazed that more of you didn't want to look like that guy from Fall Out Boy. Just look at him!

Thanks for voting! Now go vote in this weeks new poll.

Tim & Eric clip of the week: Writin' a Jingle For Tom Skerritt

KITH08!

Kids In The Hall are reuniting and going on tour! You can find tour dates on the Kids In The Hall myspace page.

ALGEBRAIC!

If the world was a better place, Adventure Time would be in its fifth season on Adult Swim. But the world is a joke, and life is a lie, so all we have is this:

BREAKING NEWS!

This breaking news report has just crossed the Hot Slaw News Desk: Scotty Vanity is apparently too cool for school.

The best guy for the job

Carl's Jr. is a bastard child

An Advertising Guide to American Fast Food Restaurants, Part One

You NEVER make them touch, man!

Gays are cancer?

This Guy Stole My Moves

I promise I'll try harder not to directly lift things from other blogs, but this is just too out of control not to share with you. Please enjoy Bulgarian Idol!



Shamone.

This man is my hero

Michael Cera = Scott Pilgrim

This is easily the best news of the day. Edgar Wright is making a Scott Pilgrim movie and it looks like the Cer-man is gonna star. So basically its a perfect movie already. If you haven't read Scott Pilgrim, you're a fucking idiot. Go buy the books at onipress.com or amazon.com if you prefer, but I'm not gonna link that. More "official" information can be found at The Hollywood Reporter.

Dax Flame

In case you don't know, Dax Flame is the reason YouTube was invented. Here's a sample, but go roam his channel and you can check out ALL 138 OF HIS DIARY VIDEOS!

Jewno

I already like this better than Juno.

Robots are Stupid

Here's a tip: When the robot revolution comes (which it inevitably will), simply go upstairs and you will be safe.





"Doin' good... Doin' good... oh shit!"

Deep fried cheeseburger

Fuck your stomach's life.

I would trust DMX with my life

Excerpt from a recent interview with DMX in XXL magazine:

XXL: Are you following the presidential race?
DMX: Not at all.

XXL: You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
DMX: His name is Barack?!

XXL: Barack Obama, yeah.
DMX: Barack?!

XXL: Barack.
DMX: What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

XXL: Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
DMX: Barack Obama?

XXL: Yeah.
DMX: What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

XXL: You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
DMX: I ain’t really paying much attention.

XXL: I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
DMX: Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

XXL: So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
DMX: Nope.

Sigur Ros are friendly and chatty

Prepare to love this band even more than you do:

Tropic Thunder trailer

The funniest thing Ben Stiller's done since Zoolander?

This is just horrible

Not cool, Motorola. Not cool.

SLAP CITY

Here are some amazing hard slaps to start out your day:









Have a great day! Don't make any mistakes!

New Speed Racer trailer!

You might have to turn it up, it's a little quiet…

Music for your Monday

Not THAT kind of Monday, you racist!

Fuck Buttons - Street Horrrsing

Four Tet - Ringer EP

Panther - Self titled/14kt God

And this isn't music, in case you're unaware of the comedic genius that is Todd Barry:

Todd Barry - From Heaven

IF YOU LIKE THESE, WHY DON'T YOU GO BUY THEM ON VINYL? Or 8-track? Or cassette tape? Just DO NOT buy them on CD. Because that's fucking stupid.

Drunk History

Two more completely accurate historical stories can be found at DrunkHistory's YouTube ChanNel.

Robo K-9 officer? SPOOKY!

Here's a little hint: HA HA

Jon Arbuckle

More glorious glory can be found here: http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/