Some faggy new artsy bullshit from Harmony Korine that will probably totally rule:
Monday, March 31, 2008
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Poll Results!
Our second poll has forced you to consider who you would rather wake up next to in bed and not know how you ended up there the night before, but you have a good idea that you made a big mistake? The results were fascinating, and here they are.
An Octopus: 7
Queen Latifah: 6
A Chef from Benihana: 2
Quentin Tarantino: ZERO
Bummer for Quentin Tarantino, but really it's no surprise to us here at the Hot Slaw offices. We can imagine that his pillow talk must be hell.
An Octopus: 7
Queen Latifah: 6
A Chef from Benihana: 2
Quentin Tarantino: ZERO
Bummer for Quentin Tarantino, but really it's no surprise to us here at the Hot Slaw offices. We can imagine that his pillow talk must be hell.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
I never want to "Tug" or "Lug" anything again
Dear god, this guy's still alive?
I don't even know what he's saying. I just feel scared and alone in this empty, black world.
I don't even know what he's saying. I just feel scared and alone in this empty, black world.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
OW EHWW OWH STOP EHHWWW
This is a classic, and since it's been a slow day, this will have to pass as content.
The hosts of this program also won the award for Most Sincere Display of Concern in History ("Yowch!").
The hosts of this program also won the award for Most Sincere Display of Concern in History ("Yowch!").
Excuse me,... WHAT?
"Pinch his tits"?! What the hell?
How much blow was this guy on during this sermon? Or maybe speed? Meth? Red Bull? Over or under 50% chance that it's a lot?
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
3 DAYS 3 ACRES 3,000 MEN
Here's a sneak peak of the cover to the Great Outdoor Fight, a collection of the greatest Achewood story ever:
You can read the Great Outdoor Fight for free online, but you should probably totally buy the hardcover collection when it comes out, because Chris Onstad deserves your money more than you do.
You can read the Great Outdoor Fight for free online, but you should probably totally buy the hardcover collection when it comes out, because Chris Onstad deserves your money more than you do.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Real life Homer Simpson
This awesome dude pixeloo has created real life versions of Homer Simpson and Mario. They are creepy as hell, and possibly NSFW unless it's cool at your work to throw up everywhere out of sheer fright.
Homer Simpson
Super Real Mario
Incredibly amazing work, but fuck now I need another taco to make up for the one I just barfed up into my lap.
Homer Simpson
Super Real Mario
Incredibly amazing work, but fuck now I need another taco to make up for the one I just barfed up into my lap.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Poll Results!
In our first poll, we asked you who you would rather look like, and we received thousands of responses. Here are the results:
Chevy Chase: 12
Orson Welles: 8
That Guy from Fall Out boy: 3
Edward James Olmos: 3
Chevy Chase jumped out to a big league, but Orson Welles picked up some steam as the week wore on and gave Chevy quite the chase (HAH! Oh, that is rich.), but in the end, he would not prevail. Personally, I'm amazed that more of you didn't want to look like that guy from Fall Out Boy. Just look at him!
Thanks for voting! Now go vote in this weeks new poll.
Chevy Chase: 12
Orson Welles: 8
That Guy from Fall Out boy: 3
Edward James Olmos: 3
Chevy Chase jumped out to a big league, but Orson Welles picked up some steam as the week wore on and gave Chevy quite the chase (HAH! Oh, that is rich.), but in the end, he would not prevail. Personally, I'm amazed that more of you didn't want to look like that guy from Fall Out Boy. Just look at him!
Thanks for voting! Now go vote in this weeks new poll.
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