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Craigslist needs to be shot repeatedly

2008-05-12T15:08:00.000-07:00

source: infiniteurine

Zack Galifianakis in a GOOD movie? Weird…

2008-05-12T13:44:00.000-07:00

Fuck Indiana Jones!

2008-05-12T12:58:00.000-07:00

In case you were unaware, The Dark Knight WILL be the best movie of the summer, if not of 2008. You can check out the badass new trailer here, and some sweet TV spots over here at slashfilm.com.

I HAVE CHILDREN!

2008-05-12T12:40:00.000-07:00

Thank God Will Forte isn't in this, otherwise I'd probably simultaneously shit and jizz myself every time I watched it.

Drunk Animals

2008-05-12T11:47:00.001-07:00

This looks familiar...

Umm... can you release me? Please, I'm sorry.

2008-04-18T17:09:00.000-07:00

TRACTOR FIGHT!!!

2008-04-17T17:20:00.000-07:00

Reminds me of my childhood!

WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!?

2008-04-16T14:47:00.001-07:00

I don't know who I feel worse for:
a) The creative geniuses at Microsoft who thought this would be a good use of their money.
b) The band who have officially signed away any limited amount of artistic credibility and self-respect that they had left.
c) The Boss who despite decades of maintaining a strong level of artistic credibility and self-respect can be so easily parodied in a soul-shattering and humorless way.

YOSSSS!!!

2008-04-15T00:10:00.000-07:00

Is it macabre that I truly enjoy watching animals get revenge on people? Is there something wrong with me because I root for them? The leopard in this is probably my favorite...

This is probably the least violent animal attack compilation that I could come across. If you want to see more (and you should) then just search on youtube for them. There are some good ones.

keepon dancing to spoon

2008-04-14T20:35:00.000-07:00

how did i ever miss this? i could watch this and just run away from sadness forever.

i wish i looked like him.

MY TEETS ARE QUEER

2008-04-10T13:42:00.000-07:00

How To Successfully Sell Your Product

2008-04-09T16:35:00.000-07:00

Fuck off, Sharper Image. Come on. Jam session? Family fun? How about I just pay you whatever it costs for that piece of shit, and instead of selling me one, you set your own fucking balls on fire and jump off a bridge into a vat of battery acid?

If only this were true

2008-04-09T13:13:00.000-07:00

I could REALLY use one of those right next to my bed.

Brutal News

2008-04-09T13:00:00.000-07:00

Some of that is pretty harsh, but nothing beats OLD MAN VS. PITBULL!

We have been lazy

2008-04-09T12:14:00.000-07:00

This pretty much sums up why there has been a total lack of updates:

Tim and Eric Clip of the Week: Making it in Hollywood

2008-04-08T00:18:00.000-07:00

Hey look, there's booby bunny!

2008-04-04T16:22:00.000-07:00

Oh, China

2008-04-03T15:31:00.000-07:00

(click image for larger version if you can't read the hilarious names of the plates)

Oh, Singapore

2008-04-03T15:04:00.000-07:00

Butternut Reduction

2008-04-03T14:51:00.000-07:00

How to successfully scare the internet

2008-04-01T10:11:00.000-07:00

I love skate videos

2008-04-01T09:57:00.000-07:00

Q: What do you get when you combine the best professional skateboarders, the glorious music of M83, and Spike Jonze?

A: A BRAIN BONER:

Mister Lonely trailer

2008-03-31T17:16:00.000-07:00

Some faggy new artsy bullshit from Harmony Korine that will probably totally rule:

The worst board game

2008-03-31T15:39:00.000-07:00

President Bush booed at Nationals game

2008-03-31T10:10:00.000-07:00

Sure, there's SOME cheering, but I bet they were hired.

Zach Galifianakis is a funny man

2008-03-30T20:47:00.001-07:00

Tim and Eric Clip of the Week: Shopping Indoors

2008-03-30T20:41:00.000-07:00

Poll Results!

2008-03-30T20:32:00.001-07:00

Our second poll has forced you to consider who you would rather wake up next to in bed and not know how you ended up there the night before, but you have a good idea that you made a big mistake? The results were fascinating, and here they are.

An Octopus: 7

Queen Latifah: 6

A Chef from Benihana: 2

Quentin Tarantino: ZERO

Bummer for Quentin Tarantino, but really it's no surprise to us here at the Hot Slaw offices. We can imagine that his pillow talk must be hell.

I never want to "Tug" or "Lug" anything again

2008-03-27T17:31:00.000-07:00

Dear god, this guy's still alive?

I don't even know what he's saying. I just feel scared and alone in this empty, black world.

OW EHWW OWH STOP EHHWWW

2008-03-26T21:53:00.000-07:00

This is a classic, and since it's been a slow day, this will have to pass as content.

The hosts of this program also won the award for Most Sincere Display of Concern in History ("Yowch!").

Excuse me,... WHAT?

2008-03-26T21:47:00.000-07:00

"Pinch his tits"?! What the hell?

How much blow was this guy on during this sermon? Or maybe speed? Meth? Red Bull? Over or under 50% chance that it's a lot?

3 DAYS 3 ACRES 3,000 MEN

2008-03-25T15:22:00.000-07:00

Here's a sneak peak of the cover to the Great Outdoor Fight, a collection of the greatest Achewood story ever:

You can read the Great Outdoor Fight for free online, but you should probably totally buy the hardcover collection when it comes out, because Chris Onstad deserves your money more than you do.

Trapped in a nightmare

2008-03-25T11:43:00.000-07:00

あんちゃん

Conversation of the day

2008-03-25T11:22:00.000-07:00

Worst fight in history

2008-03-25T10:22:00.000-07:00

Fuck! YOU!

Skater Fight!

Real life Homer Simpson

2008-03-24T15:00:00.000-07:00

This awesome dude pixeloo has created real life versions of Homer Simpson and Mario. They are creepy as hell, and possibly NSFW unless it's cool at your work to throw up everywhere out of sheer fright.

Homer Simpson

Super Real Mario

Incredibly amazing work, but fuck now I need another taco to make up for the one I just barfed up into my lap.

Poll Results!

2008-03-23T22:30:00.001-07:00

In our first poll, we asked you who you would rather look like, and we received thousands of responses. Here are the results:

Chevy Chase: 12

Orson Welles: 8

That Guy from Fall Out boy: 3

Edward James Olmos: 3

Chevy Chase jumped out to a big league, but Orson Welles picked up some steam as the week wore on and gave Chevy quite the chase (HAH! Oh, that is rich.), but in the end, he would not prevail. Personally, I'm amazed that more of you didn't want to look like that guy from Fall Out Boy. Just look at him!

Thanks for voting! Now go vote in this weeks new poll.

Tim & Eric clip of the week: Writin' a Jingle For Tom Skerritt

2008-03-23T15:09:00.001-07:00

KITH08!

2008-03-21T15:10:00.000-07:00

Kids In The Hall are reuniting and going on tour! You can find tour dates on the Kids In The Hall myspace page.

ALGEBRAIC!

2008-03-21T15:02:00.000-07:00

If the world was a better place, Adventure Time would be in its fifth season on Adult Swim. But the world is a joke, and life is a lie, so all we have is this:

BREAKING NEWS!

2008-03-21T14:44:00.000-07:00

This breaking news report has just crossed the Hot Slaw News Desk: Scotty Vanity is apparently too cool for school.

The best guy for the job

2008-03-21T14:31:00.000-07:00

Carl's Jr. is a bastard child

2008-03-21T14:26:00.000-07:00

An Advertising Guide to American Fast Food Restaurants, Part One

You NEVER make them touch, man!

2008-03-20T12:56:00.000-07:00

Gays are cancer?

2008-03-20T11:41:00.000-07:00

This Guy Stole My Moves

2008-03-19T14:51:00.000-07:00

I promise I'll try harder not to directly lift things from other blogs, but this is just too out of control not to share with you. Please enjoy Bulgarian Idol!

Shamone.

This man is my hero

2008-03-19T14:48:00.000-07:00

Michael Cera = Scott Pilgrim

2008-03-19T12:16:00.000-07:00

This is easily the best news of the day. Edgar Wright is making a Scott Pilgrim movie and it looks like the Cer-man is gonna star. So basically its a perfect movie already. If you haven't read Scott Pilgrim, you're a fucking idiot. Go buy the books at onipress.com or amazon.com if you prefer, but I'm not gonna link that. More "official" information can be found at The Hollywood Reporter.

Dax Flame

2008-03-19T12:04:00.000-07:00

In case you don't know, Dax Flame is the reason YouTube was invented. Here's a sample, but go roam his channel and you can check out ALL 138 OF HIS DIARY VIDEOS!

Jewno

2008-03-19T10:11:00.000-07:00

I already like this better than Juno.

Robots are Stupid

2008-03-19T00:47:00.000-07:00

Here's a tip: When the robot revolution comes (which it inevitably will), simply go upstairs and you will be safe.

"Doin' good... Doin' good... oh shit!"

Deep fried cheeseburger

2008-03-18T14:59:00.000-07:00

Fuck your stomach's life.

I would trust DMX with my life

2008-03-18T14:39:00.000-07:00

Excerpt from a recent interview with DMX in XXL magazine:

XXL: Are you following the presidential race?
DMX: Not at all.

XXL: You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
DMX: His name is Barack?!

XXL: Barack Obama, yeah.
DMX: Barack?!

XXL: Barack.
DMX: What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

XXL: Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
DMX: Barack Obama?

XXL: Yeah.
DMX: What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

XXL: You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
DMX: I ain’t really paying much attention.

XXL: I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
DMX: Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

XXL: So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
DMX: Nope.

Sigur Ros are friendly and chatty

2008-03-18T12:26:00.000-07:00

Prepare to love this band even more than you do:

Tropic Thunder trailer

2008-03-18T11:41:00.000-07:00

The funniest thing Ben Stiller's done since Zoolander?

This is just horrible

2008-03-18T11:00:00.000-07:00

Not cool, Motorola. Not cool.

SLAP CITY

2008-03-18T10:34:00.000-07:00

Here are some amazing hard slaps to start out your day:

Have a great day! Don't make any mistakes!

New Speed Racer trailer!

2008-03-17T16:32:00.001-07:00

You might have to turn it up, it's a little quiet…

Music for your Monday

2008-03-17T16:21:00.000-07:00

Not THAT kind of Monday, you racist!

Fuck Buttons - Street Horrrsing

Four Tet - Ringer EP

Panther - Self titled/14kt God

And this isn't music, in case you're unaware of the comedic genius that is Todd Barry:

Todd Barry - From Heaven

IF YOU LIKE THESE, WHY DON'T YOU GO BUY THEM ON VINYL? Or 8-track? Or cassette tape? Just DO NOT buy them on CD. Because that's fucking stupid.

Drunk History

2008-03-17T15:59:00.000-07:00

Two more completely accurate historical stories can be found at DrunkHistory's YouTube ChanNel.

Robo K-9 officer? SPOOKY!

2008-03-17T14:39:00.000-07:00

Here's a little hint: HA HA

2008-03-17T10:57:00.000-07:00

Jon Arbuckle

2008-03-17T00:07:00.000-07:00

More glorious glory can be found here: http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/

FIRST POST!!11111 YAY!

2008-03-16T21:45:00.001-07:00

We found these right after we got done gravedigging last month.

Hot Slaw has also always been celebrated for its sexcellence.